Yes! You Can Has B33r!
As Seen on The Trailer Park Boys: Ray’s Good Liquor

As part of a Christmas gift for a Trailer Park Boys-loving friend I recreated the “Ray’s Good Liquor” label from the Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys special. Now that the gift has been gifted, I’m uploading the files. Print on label paper and slap on any container that holds liquids.
The original image, for you to fool around with (273×291):

Created to print 6 labels on Avery 8254 Shipping Labels or other 3-1/3″x4″ labels:
.doc
.pdf
Gonna get me some chicken pizza and have a Trailer Park Boys party.
Christmas link dump, in keeping with the situation!

I hope Santa brought you something good.
Some miscellaneous Christmasy links for you:
- Is it Christmas?
- Scrooge (1951) on YouTube – Easily my favorite version as well as one of my favorite movies.
- Classic Christmas Videos Online – This list includes the Star Wars Holiday Special and Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I won’t tell you which movie frightened me more as a child.
- Deep and Dreamless Sleep- Doctor Who short story with a Christmas theme.
- Hogfather – TV adaption of comedic sage Terry Pratchett’s book. This video site sucks but it was the only one that seemed to have it. I would recommend bittorrenting it. You will thank me for seeing this.
- A Garfield Christmas on YouTube – I still watch this with my brother and sister on Christmas morning.
- xkcd 361 – Represents my situation nicely.
- A Christmas Carol : Many Old Time Radio Versions @ The Internet Archive
- A ‘Car Talk Carol’ – For all the public radio fans. I cried with laughter.
Do people ever get tired of A Christmas Carol? I sure don’t.
Merry Christmas!
Stephen Fry Has an Interesting Fact For You

Google finds over 278,000,000 results for “quotes” but only 22,000,000 for “pornography“.
You could check it out for yourself but remember: “Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.”
[via: Fry's English Delight, find it on bittorrent]
Drown in your own body fat and…

Came back from one of my finals kinda angry. I worked it off with the short visual novel Cimsoness.
Protip: Don’t go to the gym first.

Just wanted to share…

…this picture of a fat mouse from the Physiology slides I am studying. To everyone taking finals, have fun!
A Poem and an Image for the Day

Heather’s my friend,
She knows I like toast.
Heather sends me,
This picture to post.
Heather is also an English major. No Heather, don’t tell me my poetry doesn’t scan.
For those of you playing PMOG, take the short, toast-themed mission I just created.
There’s nothing new on the Internet today…
So here’s something old, at least in Internet time. Some of you have not seen 4chan City, and that is a crying shame. This is especially aimed at those who think Ultimate Showdown is entertaining. You ain’t seen nothin’.
Some further information, after you’ve seen the video:
- The song’s lyrics are, believe it or not, in English.
- There is a somewhat better quality version at Newgrounds, and a sequel on YouTube.
- This video is a parody of Nightmare City.
- Yes, 4chan really used to be that cool.
Awesome Bologny Sandwiches

The penultimate Trailer Park Boys adventure, Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys, has been broadcast and is now available on YouTube at TPBCentral.
“You are the liqour. You’ve always been the liquor Mr. Lahey.”
Edit: Looks like TPBCentral got deleted. If you’re still looking for the special, just do a YouTube search or, better yet, find it on bittorrent.
Water on Mars: April 1, 2005

This post is a response to a current meme on 4chan. The original “Water on ___” picture was made by NASA. You are the cancer that is killing /b!

