Sailor Moon Fan Secrets (Sentimental Post)

In response to the Cutie Moon Rod secret, I also masturbated with my Spiral Heart Moon Rod...and I sold it on eBay. The final bid was $210.

I always wanted one of these! (And now they’re too expensive!)

From the LiveJournal group sm_secrets.

A lot of the secrets on this group makes me realize I should be so proud that Sailor Moon was my first fandom. It was my first experience with adult concepts. Not just sex, but sexuality, gender, friendship, family, love, death, good, and evil. I didn’t even notice, I was so involved in the adventure!

And Hikari Ono gave me my first sex dream…so yah…there’s that.

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Hello Icons

Brigadier: Five Rounds RapidNimons Are ForeverRobot: Clank Clank I'm a TankPutting on the Glitz

These Doctor Who icons are adorable. Incredibly, there is one for almost any Doctor Who character you can think of. Including some of the non-canonical ones…

Iris <3 PandaFatal DEATH!Master: They're not breasts, ok? They're Dalek bumps.Frobisher: Better with Penguins

(Yes, Doctor Who has a penguin (sort of)! Bring back Frobisher!)

Check them out at Red Schalack’s Home.

These are like candy!

There are some non-Doctor Who ones as well.

Father Jack: That Would Be an Ecumenical MatterKirk & Spock: Slash? I think you'll find we invented it.Blackadder: Needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle.

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Treasure World Award Guide

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Treasure World fills my need to accumulate meaningless points both on my DS and online. As I was obsessively gathering online awards I decided to write up a little walkthrough on what’s needed to get each one.

You can find it on GameFAQs or right here on Toaster Labs.

I’ll try to keep the guide and this post updated with the most recent awards. Comment with and ideas, criticisms or corrections, please!

…And, friend me on Club Treasure World!

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Vintage Time Travel Posters

Find your place in space!

From 826LA, a non-profit organization that helps kids read and also sells time traveler goods.

Fire good...but also bad!

[via: Dude Craft]

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What I Did In My Christmas Holidays – By Sally Sparrow

Help Me Sally Sparrow

A spy, in the future, was going to have a copy of my Christmas homework? Talk about pressure!

The short story that later became the Doctor Who episode Blink is up on the BBC’s Doctor Who site. Disappointingly, no time warping angel statues in this version.

Blink – The Original Story

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Guest Post: Adventures in Cooking with Heather

…or, “How NOT to Make Russian Haired Sausage.”

Transmition from Heather:

Ingredients

Apparently the following (http://englishrussia.com/?p=3344) is the latest amusing foreignesque food to hit the Internet. And being that I have my own apartment which features its own kitchen in addition to a a large research grant from UNH and far too much free time, I decided to attempt this. Thankfully my roommates were not home to try to dissuade me.

HINT: Just because that video at the bottom appears to be in Russian… it is not! In hindsight this would have been useful to watch.

Heather with Dogs

Heather with Spaghettis

on my way home from work I stopped at hannafords to pick up hot dogs and spaghetti. I decided to make two of these and called my friend Dave to come over for supervision / so he could make one too.

Insert Like Thus

By the time he walked over I already had started attaching full pieces of spaghetti to my first hot dog. This rapidly became heavy and absurdly porcupineish! Please note that my haired sausage was much larger than my head.

Are you sure this is the right way?

Fit Failure

This, of course, caused some problems. Namely that the spaghettis would not fit in my pot. (In my defense, I swear we had a larger pot once.) Improvisation time! I ended up having to remove some of the spaghetti on the bottom so it would sort of mostly fit in there. Watching it all collapse into the pot was entertaining though.

Food in Progress

I'm sure this will work!

Break the pasta! Grawwwr!

More like this, Heather!

Here is Dave reminding us the more efficient and obvious way to avoid this problem… His Haired Sausage looks much better than mine. Neater, certainly! Though Dave came closer to actually making russian haired sausages more accurately than I did, we were still off by a little bit. You are actually supposed to break the spaghetti in half and then shove it THROUGH the sausage. Oops.

Tasting

Either way they WERE delicious and possibly mildly nutritious. If you like meat and pasta I do recommend them!

Heather Success!

I’ve gotta say Heather, I’m very disappointed in the lack of things on fire in this cooking adventure. Try harder next time!

Heather Froehlich is so sexy she doesn’t need cooking skills, pants, or a respect for gravity. She spends her time hunting legendary pronouns that have not been seen by humans for hundreds of years.

More Heather on ToasterLabs…

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Hard Sun: Beating on the Big People in a Big Hard World

Heartwarming collaborative Firefly fanvid (adjective overload!).

Information about the creators and creation -> here.

[via: Traingeek]

Edit: Looks like the video player doen’t show up in all newsfeeds. *sigh* Gonna have to click on through for this one, guys!

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Want Some Tank and Spank? Date My Avatar

More info on the video and where you can get the mp3 -> here.

Further proof that Warcraft is highly addictive: Just hearing WoW jargon makes me itch to re-enable my account and fill my night with meaningless grinding.

[via: TrainGeek]

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Pun of the Evening

I'm Not Gonna Raichu a Love Song

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From my /b folder

Nom nom nom

Stay cool and keep enjoying your summer!

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