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		<title>Some Helpful Advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Cover up the taste of bitter pills by taking them with beer!</p>


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		<title>Some Helpful Advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 17:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ToasterFaerie</dc:creator>
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<p>Don&#8217;t look back — something might be gaining on you.</p>


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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>It is not easier to eat an orange as if &#8217;twere an apple.</p>


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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Dress for the weather.</p>


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		<title>Stepehen Fry: &#8220;What you need is length and thickness.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More useful information from Stephen Fry. Ringtone: &#8220;What you need is length and thickness.&#8221; Download (mp3, 4secs, 72kb) Text alert: &#8220;Damn you all.&#8221; Download (mp3, 1sec, 24kb) Series F of QI is currently airing on Fridays. If you&#8217;re not in the UK, find it on bittorrent. Edit: Wanted to also add this additional video of [...]


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<p>Ringtone: &#8220;What you need is length and thickness.&#8221;<br />
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<p>Text alert: &#8220;Damn you all.&#8221;<br />
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<p>Series F of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QI">QI</a> is currently airing on Fridays. If you&#8217;re not in the UK, <a href="http://btjunkie.org/search?q=qi">find it on bittorrent</a>.</p>
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		<title>Yes! You Can Has B33r!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be wonderful and fearful. Drink and dance. Happy New Year!]]></description>
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<p>Be wonderful and fearful. Drink and dance. Happy New Year!</p>
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