Stepehen Fry: “What you need is length and thickness.”
More useful information from Stephen Fry.
Ringtone: “What you need is length and thickness.”
Download (mp3, 4secs, 72kb)
Text alert: “Damn you all.”
Download (mp3, 1sec, 24kb)
Series F of QI is currently airing on Fridays. If you’re not in the UK, find it on bittorrent.
Edit: Wanted to also add this additional video of Mr. Fry being harassed on QI:
Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind… ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!

Since it took a good 15 minutes to edit the Fruity Oaty Bars jingle from Serenity into a ringtone compatible with my phone, it must be near enough to content to warrant uploading.
Fruity Oaty Bars Ringtone (mp3, 30sec, 469kb)
And if you’d prefer just to have just the music, no words:
Fruity Oaty Bars (Instrumental) Ringtone (mp3, 30sec, 469kb)
Also, a matching tone for text alerts:
Fruity Oaty Bars Alert (mp3, 3sec, 47kb)
Ever since I heard this song I wanted it for a ringtone. Share and enjoy.
Edit: Added some matching wallpapers here.
