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Stepehen Fry: “What you need is length and thickness.”
More useful information from Stephen Fry.
Ringtone: “What you need is length and thickness.”
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Text alert: “Damn you all.”
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Series F of QI is currently airing on Fridays. If you’re not in the UK, find it on bittorrent.
Edit: Wanted to also add this additional video of Mr. Fry being harassed on QI:
Stephen Fry Has an Interesting Fact For You

Google finds over 278,000,000 results for “quotes” but only 22,000,000 for “pornography“.
You could check it out for yourself but remember: “Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.”
[via: Fry's English Delight, find it on bittorrent]